the doctor will see you now

Emerging from their highly-protested hibernation, Dr Colossus sauntered onstage last Saturday:

Grown in a stinking vat during the darkest days of the Cold War, the creature known as “Dr Colossus” was the abominable end product of an ill-fated Soviet attempt to weaponize American pop culture. For untold years the amorphous blob was force-fed a steady diet of plutonium, melted Beach Boys records and powdered US film reels until finally, enraged and bloated, it destroyed the research facility that housed it, killing 14 scientists and a baboon. Last seen in 1979 schlepping off into the Siberian wilderness whistling the theme from The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, in late 2007 the monster reemerged, fully recovered from the shame of Yeltsin and ready to rip your face off.

 

 

Amazing as always, they left behind them a trail of swooning cougars and enraptured swains:

The Benka Boradovsky Bordello Band also played: