Dr Loverdale and the Eels

Fig. 1.1. Three ducks on a lake.

Note: There is considerable debate surrounding the distinction between lakes and ponds, and no internationally accepted definition of either term currently exists.

Fig. 1. 2.  Extensive testing revealed that swans (a) preferred Freyas and/or (b) were unimpressed with Matthew's approach of flinging whole slices of Vogels at their feet

Fig. 1. 3. While the majority of scholars maintain that Dr Loverdale refused to acknowledge his (then forbidden) attraction to eels, recent theorists have proposed that he merely chose to keep it a private affair.

Fig. 1. 4. Cygnus atratus (not to be confused with Anguilliformes)